Let me introduce you to the kid Yeah, a Melbourne boy I know you heard of me I got my team to graff My name all over In the CBD (gangsta) I got a plan right See now my policy To make sure you all know The boy without A hint of modesty I'm possibly one Of the best in the game S'why they should make me famous Honestly, try giving another name Who else can entertain us All these other dudes They wanna blow up in the U.S.A To live that rapper life is just So different there (but here in Straya) Won't have my own brand Of liquor like the others guys My goal in life to make sure I become the face Of Carlton dry (low carbs) I'll speak to Peter Jackson I could save some lives I'll take up smoking Just to be the guy Bryan can say goodbye I'll make sure to give em all The fire (they getting heat stroke) Await tours We'll go Australia wide (I'm talking east coast!) I wanna be so famous That I'm paid to be spiteful Till they asking me to judge The new Australian idol I know I'm destined for greatness Like being in a place Where Sunrise cares What my name is And finding out that Koschy Is a little flirtatious, I could say no But I'm doing all I can do Be Australian Famous I'm just tryna be Australian Famous Yeah I'm just tryna be Australian Famous I'm just tryna be Australian Famous (I just really wanna like Win Big Brother or something) If dressing formals Like commitment–no ties They try to make me Stick to fitness–no fries I'll ride the tram because The trains got no lines Then ride the tram And stick my feet up–no fines Chance the Rapper had Obama Play his mixtape I was thinking sending mine To Turnbull was a mistake Finding out the dude He really cares about hip-hop's state He sent a letter telling me to quit Said I'm a disgrace Well, f**k him, at any rate And I voted labour anyway I guess I don't agree With Malcolm's policies in any way Run my mouth about it till I'm on front of Women's Day Have them pick a title Based upon what all the women say It's your mum's favourite rapper Cute's an understatement Guess that was a given Man the politics were unrelated Under paid, I'll move To something more Guess I'll be Thor's replacement Or at least to Ramsey street Just looking for an altercation I wanna hang out with Toadie And dropping E with Harold Out the back at the Logies That's right I won't be satisfied Until I'm featured on Neighbours Yeah I'm doing all I can To be Australian Famous I'm just tryna be Australian Famous Yeah I'm just tryna be Australian Famous I'm just tryna be Australian Famous (I just wanna click my fingers And have someone bring me a beer) I'm just tryna be Australian Famous Yeah I'm just tryna be Australian Famous I'm just tryna be Australian Famous See what I really want is one Of those booths at the football Where you can just drink for free Like, with Eddie McGuire And s**t like that You know what I mean? I don't even watch The football to be honest Just think it would be nice If they offered it to me